courtesy of Perez Hilton
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Great Quote That Has Nothing To Do With This Blog!
so I'm muffin' toppin' like trailer trash at Walmart- Sepanski
Mr. Segel and Anonymous Cooter
for those of you who are blind, like myself, this screen capture asks:
"Q: Who is Jason Segel Dating?
A: the question is who isn't jason segel dating
what do you mean by this?
Are you implying something?"
this is what a google search for Jason Segel AND dating comes up with...
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
The Alleged Resume of Mr. Segel
I'm sure Mr. Segel has perhaps at one time had a not so cool job, but based on his IMDB profile he has been working in the entertainment industry since 1998 (they don't include any of his time at Boulevard3 as a go-go dancer...I swear I saw him in a banana thong there once)
Here is a quick Timeline of shows and movies you might have seen him in
(sorry Mr. Segel, I omitted a lot due to sheer ignorance and indifference)
1998
"Can't Hardly Wait"
Watermelon Guy
1998
"SLC Punk!"
Mike
1999-2000
"Freaks and Geeks"
Nick Andopolis
2001-2002
"Undeclared"
Eric
2002
"Slackers"
Sam Schechter
2004-2005
"CSI"
Neil Jansen
2007
"Knocked Up"
Jason
2007
"Knocked Up"
Jason
2008
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Peter Bretter
2009
"I Love You, Man"
Sydney Fife
2005-2010
"How I Met Your Mother"
Marshall Eriksen
thanks IMDB!
Treat a Hot Girl Like Dirt and She'll Stick to You Like Mud
Women Love being wooed in this fashion...when a man does the pectoral pulsation it gets my bearded oyster going!
Must for Gina Gershon (above video) and Laura Prepon (right) too!
Monday, June 7, 2010
From bangers and beans to dirty rings around the rosie...this man is a true lyrical genius
He isn't your mother's B.Dylan or your great grandmother's Mozart, whatever. What he lacks in age and fake names, he makes up for in wit and what I would like to believe shoe size, ahem ;)... All jokes aside I'm not trying to out shine our obsession, simply put, I'm trying to express a passion for mashin' with a tall man who looks like a long thin but slightly attractive male member. A man with a voice that resonates one vocal tone higher then Kermit the Frog and who has lyrical writing skills which rival that of Cosby, Stills, Nash and Young on Viagra.
With that being said the plain and simple truth is my co-author and I are pushing to get it done, hang with a legend in his own right, the ultimate honor of any horny 26/27 year old lady who yearns to be entertained by a somewhat handsome and over the top stoned funny boy. Jason Segel has some of the best friends you can ask for, possibly the best weed in Hollywood and big feet...so what's a girl to do?
We have some zany (no not Billy Zane, although I love his eye makeup in Titanic) ideas on how this is going to go down and it may just involve some Bangers, Beans and Mash with a side of rosie posies... ;)
Write on Jason Segel, write on, we salute you.
A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
That's what my elementary school gym teacher Ms. Richards said every day, as well as her own personal colloquialisms that included snickers bars and the attorney, John Sokolov.
She also wore purple sweatpants. That is the only thing that could make this picture ANY better.
and maybe John Sokolov...
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