GQ...knows good men

“I miss smoking a ton of pot,” Segel says, genuinely wistful. “I can’t do it anymore. I’ve got too much work.”

You will smoke again one day Mr. Segel, you will...Mwahahahahahahaha

(I am imagining myself looking akin to Miss Piggy with great Elvira hair and a cool cape with some dank ass boots cackling...come on, you can see it... I cackle all the time so it's not too far off from reality)

Lets toke it and do an interview

"RUSH"ing to see Segel

Rush will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this Friday! It was suggested that we go in order to see if Mr. Segel will be in attendance, due to I Love You, Man and the lead characters' obsession with Rush. The main thing I learned from that part of the movie is that you do not go to a concert with your boyfriend to a band you have NEVER heard of...seriously, why act like such a biotch when you can't share the enthusiasm- her character makes women look boring. (trust me, I have opted out of many death metal shows by choice!)

from the website: Rush Is A Band

UPDATE - 6/11@8:28AM: Apparently the band's star will be the 2,412th rewarded. :)

UPDATE - 6/7@7:47AM: The Hollywood Reporter is now also confirming the June 25th ceremony.

Nearly 2 years ago we learned that Rush would be awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The campaign to get Rush their star was spearheaded by long-time Rush friend Donna Halper - the woman who is credited with discovering Rush while working at WMMS-FM in Cleveland back in 1974 - and Rush fans extraordinaire Keith and Kevin Purdy. Last month I'd heard from Kevin that the ceremony would occur on Friday, June 25th and this information has now been confirmed by the Seeing Stars website. They list the event on their Calendar of Hollywood Events Calendar as scheduled to occur on Friday, June 25 at 11:30 AM at 6752 Hollywood Blvd, near McCadden Place. No details regarding the ceremony other than the location and time have yet been released. Thanks to Kevin C for the heads up.

Burning for the Boy

Little forward motion has been made on our hunt for Segel this past week.

Unfortunately, LIFE has put this adventure on the sidelines for a few seconds but we will be back in full force soon once the tide settles down. Why all these metaphors

relating to the sea?

Because this weekend we engaged in the age old

past time of going to the beach and getting

heinous burns, all for the sake of relaxing while roasting and looking glamourous and carefree later in the summer when we have melanoma.

On a side

note we have received multiple invitations

by the Las Vegas

producer we met, asking to check out his 4.3 million dollar production studio or swing by to meet Leonardo Dicaprio ('s

friend? I guess he had a ferrari) anyways... what happens in

Vegas stays in Vegas, but we have the odd feeling that at least part of the trip isn't going away any time soon.

Vegas Vacation

This weekend the Illegal Segel team headed down to Vegas, to soak up some sun, spend some well earned cash and try to find leads to our favorite filmstar's whereabouts.

Because we aren't big spenders (right now...someday, someday) we ended up staying at The Tropicana, where our ceilings had mirrors above the beds and high rollers used to do coke off the formica counters back in 1987 while hookers were sudsing in the jacuzzi in the middle of the bedroom.

(lessoned learned: spend a bit more on the hotel just so you don't think about bed bugs for the majority of your day)

But since it was only one night, caution was

thrown to the wind (after a few upgrades they finally put us in a room that didn't feel haunted or covered in decade old sperm).

We commenced our search by heading over to the PH pool, tasting delectable pasteries at Amore Patisserie at the Mandarin (this is where NB will stay from now on). In the evening we headed over to NoBu, meeting up with some friends, where we partied and drank and ate and drank and laughed and drank until 3am. The evening led to two possible Segel leads and a new one degree separation from the Kardashians.

That evening, in the HRH, there was a film crew and guess who had happened to follow us from Los Angeles to LV, but one of the star's of The Hills, Brody Jenner. Upon seeing Jenner, someoneone in our party goes "oh, what a douche bag."

For some reason this translated into teabag and I said "I bet he likes teabags the d-bag."

NB shrieked with laughter and dared me to go ask Jenner if he did indeed like teabagging.

(I'd already done a few other dares a few drinks before so going up to the reality star and asking this did not seem daunting, this is what followed)

Tapping him on the shoulder, he is in an 80's style tank top with sunglasses it is 11pm at night in a casino...(it reminds me of pictures of my Dad on a cruise to Jamaica in 1988 minus the mustache)

J: " Excuse me, I was asked to ask you a question"

B: Smiling, "ok"

J: "Do you likeTeabagging?"

B: Smile disappears "Do you know what that means?":

J:" Yes, of course I do"

B: "Well then FUCK YOU"

( the most vehement, genuine f-u I have EVER received)

Jenner then turned away and stormed out of the

casino....

I guess to him it means having balls in his mouth, when in my head it meant the balls were in my mouth... my bad.

Later that night we met a pretentious film person who proceeded to talk to us about Apatow, Spielberg and that his trip was for free since he was here to look at guns for one of the directors he works with and that his losing a couple of grand was nothing...We were not impressed by Orlando Bloom's number in your celly or your thinking we are good enough to talk to because we know what an NDA is.

BUT the real golden nugget of the night was a possible lead we got from a friend, who like us, lives in El Lay. He personally has seen Segel at The Den many a night, and suggested we go there...

But for now we are back in El Lay, our "reality," planning the next move to get closer to Segel...it might just include wenches, steins of beer, drumsticks and age old buffoonery that can get you time in the stocks.

Succumbing to Evil Networking Sites

http://twitter.com/IllegalSegel

Getting all up in Uranus...Astrology style

Ok so here I go with my piscean self. Got to break out the astrology connection of this power ensemble. Segel carts these characters along his wild ride through successland; all along, jiving quite smoothly. So is this brimming cup of man love just an act or could the alignment of stars tell the true tail of this bro bond? I believe the latter, here we go:

Segel, DOB January 18, 1980,
Capricorn, EARTH!


Paul Rudd, DOB April 6, 1969, Aries, Fireee

Seth Rogan, DOB, April 15, 1982 ,

bring on another Aries, Fire




and to add just a little more fire to the flames:



















Jonah Hill, DOB, December 20, 1983, Sagittarius, FIREEEE


Bottom line, when you mix an abundance of fire and EARTH you could get a whole lot of brush fires that eat up the 101, but you are also given a gift of this little cozy trio (thanks stars!):







and I mean how could this not be fun times?? Us water girls salute you and if you ever want to "swim" with these fishes let us know....











...for the real skinny on this power orgy check out: http://www.bestdresses.com/horoscope/Capricorn-Aries.htm