From bangers and beans to dirty rings around the rosie...this man is a true lyrical genius

He isn't your mother's B.Dylan or your great grandmother's Mozart, whatever. What he lacks in age and fake names, he makes up for in wit and what I would like to believe shoe size, ahem ;)... All jokes aside I'm not trying to out shine our obsession, simply put, I'm trying to express a passion for mashin' with a tall man who looks like a long thin but slightly attractive male member. A man with a voice that resonates one vocal tone higher then Kermit the Frog and who has lyrical writing skills which rival that of Cosby, Stills, Nash and Young on Viagra.

With that being said the plain and simple truth is my co-author and I are pushing to get it done, hang with a legend in his own right, the ultimate honor of any horny 26/27 year old lady who yearns to be entertained by a somewhat handsome and over the top stoned funny boy. Jason Segel has some of the best friends you can ask for, possibly the best weed in Hollywood and big feet...so what's a girl to do?

We have some zany (no not Billy Zane, although I love his eye makeup in Titanic) ideas on how this is going to go down and it may just involve some Bangers, Beans and Mash with a side of rosie posies... ;)



Write on Jason Segel, write on, we salute you.