GQ...knows good men

“I miss smoking a ton of pot,” Segel says, genuinely wistful. “I can’t do it anymore. I’ve got too much work.”

You will smoke again one day Mr. Segel, you will...Mwahahahahahahaha

(I am imagining myself looking akin to Miss Piggy with great Elvira hair and a cool cape with some dank ass boots cackling...come on, you can see it... I cackle all the time so it's not too far off from reality)