From bangers and beans to dirty rings around the rosie...this man is a true lyrical genius

He isn't your mother's B.Dylan or your great grandmother's Mozart, whatever. What he lacks in age and fake names, he makes up for in wit and what I would like to believe shoe size, ahem ;)... All jokes aside I'm not trying to out shine our obsession, simply put, I'm trying to express a passion for mashin' with a tall man who looks like a long thin but slightly attractive male member. A man with a voice that resonates one vocal tone higher then Kermit the Frog and who has lyrical writing skills which rival that of Cosby, Stills, Nash and Young on Viagra.

With that being said the plain and simple truth is my co-author and I are pushing to get it done, hang with a legend in his own right, the ultimate honor of any horny 26/27 year old lady who yearns to be entertained by a somewhat handsome and over the top stoned funny boy. Jason Segel has some of the best friends you can ask for, possibly the best weed in Hollywood and big feet...so what's a girl to do?

We have some zany (no not Billy Zane, although I love his eye makeup in Titanic) ideas on how this is going to go down and it may just involve some Bangers, Beans and Mash with a side of rosie posies... ;)



Write on Jason Segel, write on, we salute you.

The Quest to find Jason Segel: Introduction

Since the days of Freaks and Geeks and Slackers whenever I have finished watching a film or television show with or written by Jason Segel I always comment about how it is my dream to get baked with the actor. Upon watching his most recent film Get Him to the Greek, where he acted as co-author to the screenplay, I again sat staring at the credits with my friend commenting on how I would love to meet him- thus the quest begins.

As we drove out of the Grove, we came up with a series of events that would need to play out in order to meet Mr. Segel. The first starting with a facebook blast, that as of 11:50 this morning already has some possible leads.

Our desire to meet Mr. Segel is in no way stalker like ( trust me, we are cute girls, and have been stalked {seriously folks, we have}). This blog and quest are entirely driven by my hope to schmooze with the giant (he's one of my people!) and my co-author's burning loins.

As Harold and Kumar sought out White Castle, I seek you out Mr. Segel, because I pray you are my stonermate.