Showing posts with label slackers. Show all posts
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Alleged Resume of Mr. Segel


I'm sure Mr. Segel has perhaps at one time had a not so cool job, but based on his IMDB profile he has been working in the entertainment industry since 1998 (they don't include any of his time at Boulevard3 as a go-go dancer...I swear I saw him in a banana thong there once)

Here is a quick Timeline of shows and movies you might have seen him in
(sorry Mr. Segel, I omitted a lot due to sheer ignorance and indifference)



1998

"Can't Hardly Wait"

Watermelon Guy











1998

"SLC Punk!"

Mike










1999-2000

"Freaks and Geeks"

Nick Andopolis













2001-2002

"Undeclared"

Eric












2002

"Slackers"

Sam Schechter











2004-2005

"CSI"

Neil Jansen









2007

"Knocked Up"

Jason












2007

"Knocked Up"

Jason











2008

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

Peter Bretter









2009

"I Love You, Man"

Sydney Fife











2005-2010

"How I Met Your Mother"

Marshall Eriksen










thanks IMDB!

Treat a Hot Girl Like Dirt and She'll Stick to You Like Mud


Women Love being wooed in this fashion...when a man does the pectoral pulsation it gets my bearded oyster going!

Must for Gina Gershon (above video) and Laura Prepon (right) too!